Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drops a monster condom for my magnum dong in front of a girl doesn't work

Drops a monster condom for my magnum dong in front of a girl doesn't work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sleep over hot girls house Uncontrollable diarrhea in the morning

Sleep over hot girls house Uncontrollable diarrhea in the morning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

reconnect with old friend only talk in memes

reconnect with old friend only talk in memes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes friends easily hates new friends

makes friends easily hates new friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got laid came in 30 seconds

got laid  came in 30 seconds   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Runs onto crowded bus to help someone having a seizure forgets to take helmet off

Runs onto crowded bus to help someone having a seizure forgets to take helmet off   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows answer and raises hand... Calls teacher mom instead.

Knows answer and raises hand... Calls teacher mom instead.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Always hung out with girls in 8th grade Didn't know I was friend zoned

Always hung out with girls in 8th grade Didn't know I was friend zoned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds a man at the bar worthy of breaking the dry spell realized forgot to shave before going out

finds a man at the bar worthy of breaking the dry spell realized forgot to shave before going out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Discovers attractive upperclassman also uses reddit conversation abruptly ends

Discovers attractive upperclassman also uses reddit conversation abruptly ends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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