Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gather the courage to go to the cinema alone so I don't miss that film I've wanted to see all year Friends all go and see the same film the next day

Gather the courage to go to the cinema alone so I don't miss that film I've wanted to see all year Friends all go and see the same film the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wink at cute girl wearing sunglasses

wink at cute girl wearing sunglasses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Come up with perfect, witty response in high pressure social interaction in the shower almost 7 weeks later

Come up with perfect, witty response in high pressure social interaction in the shower almost 7 weeks later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl asks if she can sleep at my place "sorry, I need to pick up my family in the airport"

girl asks if she can sleep at my place

Two girls fight over a seat next to me both fat

Two girls fight over a seat next to me both fat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decide to go out Drive 10 miles away to avoid seeing anyone you know

Decide to go out
 Drive 10 miles away to avoid seeing anyone you know  
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Four different girls sleep in bed past four days Not a single sexual thing happens

Four different girls sleep in bed past four days Not a single sexual thing happens  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

offered sex from hot babe with the condition that her kinky husband can watch on Skype

offered sex from hot babe  with the condition that her kinky husband can watch on Skype  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets really cool pretty girl in school Ends up being a year older and in a different grade

Meets really cool pretty girl in school Ends up being a year older and in a different grade  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spooning my wife on the couch she farts on my dick.

Spooning my wife on the couch she farts on my dick.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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