Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

baristas at coffee shop around the corner from apartment remember my name time to walk 3 extra blocks to different coffee shop

baristas at coffee shop around the corner from apartment remember my name time to walk 3 extra blocks to different coffee shop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes front page of reddit Tells friends and family of achievement

Makes front page of reddit Tells friends and family of achievement  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend whispers answer in my ear "metacomet"

Friend whispers answer in my ear

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, grabs my ass, and has sex before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, grabs my ass, and has sex before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl calls asking for directions to house Gets nervous and throws up

Cute girl calls asking for directions to house Gets nervous and throws up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with a girl online that I used to know in Middle school "I can't leave the computer to pee because she might think that I'm ignoring her."

Flirting with a girl online that I used to know in Middle school

Hot waitress drops pen in front of table Let me pick that up for you

Hot waitress drops pen in front of table Let me pick that up for you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes as barack obama to a haloween party only republicans there

goes as barack obama to a haloween party only republicans there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hottest chick in school says she has a crush on me and wants to go out on a date "Wakes up"

Hottest chick in school says she has a crush on me and wants to go out on a date

Guy gave me his number while I was working too young to leally date

Guy gave me his number while I was working too young to leally date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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