Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses a lot of weight great, now no one will recognize me

Loses a lot of weight great, now no one will recognize me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Introduces hot girl to reddit worries that she somehow knows its me who posted this

Introduces hot girl to reddit worries that she somehow knows its me who posted this  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

added crush on fb gets self conscious about what he would think of profile delete him immediately but keep on stalking

added crush on fb gets self conscious about what he would think of profile delete him immediately but keep on stalking   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives friend high five Forgot hand was sweaty

Gives friend high five Forgot hand was sweaty  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

FInally get girlfriend wet enough for sex nope, just her period

FInally get girlfriend wet enough for sex nope, just her period  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

bitch licks his cum off of the floor gives dog a treat

bitch licks his cum off of the floor gives dog a treat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Facebook loves my reddit reposts Friend is redditor & publicly called me out

Facebook loves my reddit reposts Friend is redditor & publicly called me out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Take a deep breath and pretend everyone is naked gets an erection

Take a deep breath and pretend everyone is naked gets an erection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yoga instructor offers you a 'private lesson' *wink* Charges you 50 bucks for an actual lesson

Yoga instructor offers you a 'private lesson' *wink* Charges you 50 bucks for an actual lesson  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally gets to the back of the bus with the cool kids listens to ipod and doesn't talk to anyone

finally gets to the back of the bus with the cool kids listens to ipod and doesn't talk to anyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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