Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GF tells me she wants to bang me all night every night gets mad at me when I tell her it's virtually impossible

GF tells me she wants to bang me all night every night gets mad at me when I tell her it's virtually impossible   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm making you think I'm cool When I'm actually being depressing

I'm making you think I'm cool When I'm actually being depressing   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Took the road less traveled in order to avoid people

Took the road less traveled in order to avoid people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to have sex with hot girl - "i hope you don't mind that my boobs are a bit on the small side" "not at all, the smaller the better!"

about to have sex with hot girl -

bee venom cures aids bees slowly dying out from colony collapse disorder

bee venom cures aids bees slowly dying out from colony collapse disorder  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First submission about girl problem hits 1300+ upvotes Can't break 5 with any other submissions

First submission about girl problem hits 1300+ upvotes Can't break 5 with any other submissions  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to cuddle with boyfriend. Big Spoon.

Goes to cuddle with boyfriend. Big Spoon.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get serenaded by cute girl singing "kiss me" Do nothing

Get serenaded by cute girl singing

Girl you really like decides to give you a long hug it was a dream

Girl you really like decides to give you a long hug it was a dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirt with girl after first date over sms Read those texts 3 years later after you didn't get a second

Flirt with girl after first date over sms Read those texts 3 years later after you didn't get a second  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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