Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl holds door open for me "Thank you, that was very gentleman-like"

Hot girl holds door open for me

Cute bartender starts talking and dancing in front of me push her out of the way to watch fantasy football team perform.

Cute bartender starts talking and dancing in front of me push her out of the way to watch fantasy football team perform.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comfortable enough to fart in front of girlfriend it wasnt a fart

comfortable enough to fart in front of girlfriend it wasnt a fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

don't tread on me tread on them

don't tread on me tread on them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SleepS in a bed with a hot girl FARTS

SleepS in a bed with a hot girl FARTS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of good idea for meme! this is the meme

Thinks of good idea for meme! this is the meme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says bye to you at school gate Reply "bye mom"

Cute girl says bye to you at school gate Reply

Gets a text from a girl Better wait to respond...don't want to seem desperate.

Gets a text from a girl Better wait to respond...don't want to seem desperate.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

women always want to pet my cute puppy too scared to start a conversation

women always want to pet my cute puppy too scared to start a conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has had more girlfriends than front page posts jealous of the guy with more front page posts

has had more girlfriends than front page posts jealous of the guy with more front page posts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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