Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wine, intellectual Any other kind of alcohol, vomits everywhere

Wine, 
intellectual Any other kind of alcohol, vomits everywhere  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to put arm around girl Elbows her in the boob

Goes to put arm around girl Elbows her in the boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl says she'll blow me when i lose at pong win 8 games in a row

girl says she'll blow me when i lose at pong win 8 games in a row  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wants to stand up and speak to a room full of people ...to find out who else goes on reddit.

Wants to stand up and speak to a room full of people ...to find out who else goes on reddit.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

upvotes posts like a good redditor not my account

upvotes posts like a good redditor not my account  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First time buying Trojan Condoms To ship to my friend in England

First time buying Trojan Condoms To ship to my friend in England  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

had sex with own hand

had sex with own hand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes on double date forth wheel

goes on double date forth wheel  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has entire work restroom to oneself Quickly gets off bowl because forget cell phone

Has entire work restroom to oneself Quickly gets off bowl because forget cell phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Brags about greatest accomplishment down voted

Brags about greatest accomplishment down voted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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