Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes fun of girlfriend for being on fb all day Spends 4 hours on reddit

Makes fun of girlfriend for being on fb all day Spends 4 hours on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Woah, You're Huge!" "Eh, I've seen bigger"

Plays catch at an awesome party Misses target and hits girl in the face

Plays catch at an awesome party Misses target and hits girl in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets handjob while browsing reddit

Gets handjob while browsing reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds it easy to start friendly conversation Finds it hard to end one

Finds it easy to start friendly conversation Finds it hard to end one  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sister asks if I'd like to hold my 1week old niece 'I can't. I'm eating string cheese, That takes both hands"

Sister asks if I'd like to hold my 1week old niece 'I can't. I'm eating string cheese, That takes both hands

Bring a girl home from the bar Instantly puke after walking through the door

Bring a girl home from the bar Instantly puke after walking through the door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of the perfect thing to say to a girl At home, alone in the shower

Thinks of the perfect thing to say to a girl At home, alone in the shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made #1 link on /r/spacedicks Made #1 link on /r/spacedicks

Made #1 link on /r/spacedicks Made #1 link on /r/spacedicks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I love your dick." "It's so dainty."

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