Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You take that condom and give it to me" hands over condom

Never been friendzoned Doesn't have any female friends

Never been friendzoned Doesn't have any female friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute American girl likes my english accent Not used to how the english say 'cunt' all the time

Cute American girl likes my english accent Not used to how the english say 'cunt' all the time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks if you have a girlfriend respond with "I used to, but I'm not into that anymore"

Hot girl asks if you have a girlfriend respond with

Browses the makeup thread on Reddit. Sees lots of pretty girls Gets nervous

Browses the makeup thread on Reddit. Sees lots of pretty girls Gets nervous  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to meet favourite band and ask any question Would you fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

Gets to meet favourite band and ask any question Would you fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Female Friend Goes missing. gets it trending on twitter in canada nationally exposed her drunk and cheating on her bf

Female Friend Goes missing. gets it trending on twitter in canada nationally exposed her drunk and cheating on her bf  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

receive text asking if you want to see his "instrument," send sassy response analytical chemist

receive text asking if you want to see his

Talks to crush Snot goes flying from my nose when he makes me laugh

Talks to crush Snot goes flying from my nose when he makes me laugh  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Taking dick pic for girlfriend Accidentally jizz

Taking dick pic for girlfriend Accidentally jizz  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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