Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't have kids because having kids requires getting laid.

I don't have kids because having kids requires getting laid.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CUTE HAIRDRESSER GIVES YOU A FREE SHAMPOO CUTE HAIRDRESSER GIVES YOU A FREE SHAMPOO

CUTE HAIRDRESSER GIVES YOU A FREE SHAMPOO CUTE HAIRDRESSER GIVES YOU A FREE SHAMPOO  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Exposes front page post as stolen from him still not as many upvotes as stolen post

Exposes front page post as stolen from him still not as many upvotes as stolen post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sums Up Courage to Tell Girl I Just Met That I think she is incredibly beautiful. Too Scared to send her a friend request on facebook.

Sums Up Courage to Tell Girl I Just Met That I think she is incredibly beautiful. Too Scared to send her a friend request on facebook.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a sexy college girl naked in my bed. I already came in my pants.

Get a sexy college girl naked in my bed. I already came in my pants.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You have cute eyes and red hair just like your dog

You have cute eyes and red hair just like your dog  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

says hi to an attractive girl She laughs and walks away

says hi to an attractive girl She laughs and walks away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hey are you going back to campus? We could use a ride No

Hey are you going back to campus? We could use a ride No  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Intentionally sits across from cute girl on the train to talk Doesn't say a word the whole time

Intentionally sits across from cute girl on the train to talk Doesn't say a word the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl messages me on facebook it's my friend's girlfriend wondering where he is

hot girl messages me on facebook it's my friend's girlfriend wondering where he is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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