Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start dating the girl of your dreams She lives in the city you just moved away from

Start dating the girl of your dreams She lives in the city you just moved away from  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to get into friendzone can't get out

Tries to get into friendzone can't get out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says sex makes her happy *goes silent*

Girl says sex makes her happy *goes silent*  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute boy looks over and smiles Quickly look away so he doesn't know you were staring

Cute boy looks over and smiles  Quickly look away so he doesn't know you were staring  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Deliver witty comment at just the right time Had to practice it for an hour before to make sure it wasn't screwed up

Deliver witty comment at just the right time Had to practice it for an hour before to make sure it wasn't screwed up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get blowjob from girlfriend at band camp Drunk roommates walk in and start singing about your pinkie dick

Get blowjob from girlfriend at band camp Drunk roommates walk in and start singing about your pinkie dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Opens Bra singlehanded in less than five seconds giggles for five minutes

Opens Bra singlehanded in less than five seconds giggles for five minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of awesome come back while texting 5 seconds after I already sent the lame Come back

Thinks of awesome come back while texting  5 seconds after I already sent the lame Come back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl posts on fb wall about how hot he is Posts on her wall "lol i make you wet"

Hot girl posts on fb wall about how hot he is Posts on her wall

Asks store employee where something is "it's right next to you"

Asks store employee where something is
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