Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks crush to homecoming, she says yes "wait so just to make sure, you said yes right?"

asks crush to homecoming, she says yes

Gets text from girl "I'm drunk and your hot" corrects her grammar

Gets text from girl

Gives cute redditor his username she doesn't give hers

Gives cute redditor his username she doesn't give hers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went on a date with girl her boyfriend is our waiter

Went on a date with girl her boyfriend is our waiter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got Upvote! Found out it was my boyfriend.

Got Upvote! Found out it was my boyfriend.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hits the gym to impress girls stares at muscular guys

hits the gym to impress girls stares at muscular guys  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl you like remembers your birthday and says "happy birthday" to you "happy birthday to you too"

Girl you like remembers your birthday and says

Sits down to hot girl at Starbucks Immediately starts choking

Sits down to hot girl at Starbucks Immediately starts choking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Giving a blowjob Nose is making whistley noises

Giving a blowjob Nose is making whistley noises  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets straddled, kissed on, tits in face and licked on ear Social anxiety and alcohol prevents any reciprocation

Gets straddled, kissed on, tits in face and licked on ear Social anxiety and alcohol prevents any reciprocation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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