Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make out with girl of dreams She throws up afterwards

Make out with girl of dreams She throws up afterwards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl you have crush on calls Pocket Dialed

Girl you have crush on calls Pocket Dialed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Everyone lets play TF2!!" Sucks at TF2

get head braces

get head  braces  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Listens to classic rock Only childhood friend was father

Listens to classic rock Only childhood friend was father  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with girl for first time Burps while kissing

Makes out with girl for first time Burps while kissing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot friend asks me to check her breast for lumps "that sounds serious, you should probably see a doctor."

Hot friend asks me to check her breast for lumps

Get to be big spoon sneeze in her hair

Get to be big spoon sneeze in her hair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses enough weight to keep building from squeaking when he walks. Has to listen to construction workers make building squeak during rennovations

Loses enough weight to keep building from squeaking when he walks. Has to listen to construction workers make building squeak during rennovations  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You remembered my name! what are your plans for tonight?" "That's my husband's name, it wasn't that hard."

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