Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Girls Number Forgets to hit save after he enters it into his phone

Gets Girls Number Forgets to hit save after he enters it into his phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You're a real ladies' man!" "Thanks. You're a really manly lady."

introduce cute girl i know to the comedy of carlin, hicks and stanhope. she says i stole every joke i used to make her laugh.

introduce cute girl i know to the comedy of carlin, hicks and stanhope. she says i stole every joke i used to make her laugh.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

opens door for girlfriend on date it's the door to the ladies' room

opens door for girlfriend on date it's the door to the ladies' room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has had sex several times Has never had a Girlfriend or been on a date

Has had sex several times Has never had a Girlfriend or been on a date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

first one to arrive at the bar. saves a table big enough for group of friends. wrong bar

first one to arrive at the bar. saves a table big enough for group of friends. wrong bar  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends flowers to mom for valentines day Forgets girlfriend

Sends flowers to mom for valentines day  Forgets girlfriend   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My meme made it to the front page Because someone else had the balls to post it

My meme made it to the front page Because someone else had the balls to post it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl stops you on campus for a chat desperately need to shit

hot girl stops you on campus for a chat desperately need to shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl texting me say's she's stretching to do ballet. "prove it"

hot girl texting me say's she's stretching to do ballet.
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