Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

canadian girl can finally afford a vegas vacation Gets tonsillitis 2 days before; medicine's side-effects include hives when exposed to the sun and sensitivity to alcohol

canadian girl can finally afford a vegas vacation Gets tonsillitis 2 days before; medicine's side-effects include hives when exposed to the sun and sensitivity to alcohol  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"what if i pushed you in the closet"? "I'd get back up and walk out."

Gets the courage to ask out a girl She responds with "a week later on the news: 'College student stuffs body in his trunk and drives to Mexico'"

Gets the courage to ask out a girl She responds with

Girl asks to be friends with benefits Laugh awkwardly until she walks out of the room

Girl asks to be friends with benefits Laugh awkwardly until she walks out of the room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

meets a nice, dateable girl in a sex chat on omegle

meets a nice, dateable girl in a sex chat on omegle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells dead baby jokes to folks at office Receptionist just had a miscarriage

Tells dead baby jokes to folks at office Receptionist just had a miscarriage  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

look at her | looks at you look at feet

look at her | looks at you look at feet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend starts reading 50 shades of grey The day before she leaves for a 2 week business trip

girlfriend starts reading 50 shades of grey The day before she leaves for a 2 week business trip  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a girlfriend Woke up

Got a girlfriend Woke up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks to share a cab Going the other direction

Hot girl asks to share a cab Going the other direction  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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