Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

DJ plays one of the few songs I know every word to, so I'm able to sing a long. DJ abruptly switches songs

DJ plays one of the few songs I know every word to, so I'm able to sing a long. DJ abruptly switches songs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl makes an obvious innuendo "that's what she said"

Cute girl makes an obvious innuendo

Girl I like finally texts me after two days Anxiously wait twenty minutes to respond so she doesn't know I've been watching my phone

Girl I like finally texts me after two days Anxiously wait twenty minutes to respond so she doesn't know I've been watching my phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a cute girl's number Puts number into phone wrong and texts the wrong person

Gets a cute girl's number Puts number into phone wrong and texts the wrong person  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Used a SpongeBob reference while getting a handjob Used the other hand to change the channel

Used a SpongeBob reference while getting a handjob  Used the other hand to change the channel  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wife says time to go to bed masturbate after she falls asleep and wipe it on the cat

wife says time to go to bed masturbate after she falls asleep and wipe it on the cat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Me: gerard butler is doing an ama!! Her: ask him if he'll marry me

Me: gerard butler is doing an ama!! Her: ask him if he'll marry me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Send a hand written letter to my crush Keep checking my phone for her response

Send a hand written letter to my crush Keep checking my phone for her response  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot nurse asks if i want her to insert the laxative up my asshole No, thanks. i think i can manage that myself

Hot nurse asks if i want her to insert the laxative up my asshole

 No, thanks. i think i can manage that myself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i would really like to sleep with you but you're actually cool and i could see myself liking you so i want to take it slow

i would really like to sleep with you but you're actually cool and i could see myself liking you so i want to take it slow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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