Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

kissed a girl you have had a crush on for a while no longer likes her

kissed a girl you have had a crush on for a while  no longer likes her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sorry for the wait, sir. Your food should be out soon. Hey, anytime.

Sorry for the wait, sir. Your food should be out soon. Hey, anytime.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have a date next week Already practising entire conversations in my head

Have a date next week Already  practising entire conversations in my head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kiss hot girl at party must hurry to bathroom to hide erection

Kiss hot girl at party must hurry to bathroom to hide erection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a 1000 karma on first post never post anything again ever so you don't lose it

Get a 1000 karma on first post never post anything again ever so you don't lose it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl you've loved since high school asks you to dance at wedding in recurring dream

girl you've loved since high school asks you to dance at wedding in recurring dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends kid to sleepover at a friends' house Still has two more kids sleeping at home

Sends kid to sleepover at a friends' house Still has two more kids sleeping at home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pass a car going way too slow after crawling up to the rear bumper whisper outloud "Slingshot engaged"

Pass a car going way too slow after crawling up to the rear bumper whisper outloud

offers lady seat on the bus "Do i really look that old?"

offers lady seat on the bus

Gets asked to speed up hot girls PC Types "Reddit" instead of "msconfig"

Gets asked to speed up hot girls PC Types
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