Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Winks at girl walking by Trips

Winks at girl walking by Trips  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catch cute guy checking me out from behind squeeze my cheeks for extra firmness

Catch cute guy checking me out from behind squeeze my cheeks for extra firmness   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Watches every pirates of the carribean movie to enrich vocabulary for "Talk like a pirate Day" nobody talks like a pirate

Watches every pirates of the carribean movie to enrich vocabulary for

plays slender man and gets all 8 pages nope i discounted,that was one oops now im dead

plays slender man and gets all 8 pages nope i discounted,that was one oops now im dead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says something right in your direction "I wasn't talking to you, go away"

Cute girl says something right in your direction

coffee shop guy gives me free drink now I can never go back there

coffee shop guy gives me free drink now I can never go back there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

runs to the store for more condoms buys random other crap to avoid awkwardness at the chekout

runs to the store for more condoms buys random other crap to avoid awkwardness at the chekout  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

21st Birthday spends it playing battleship with a cardboard cut out of Heather Graham

21st Birthday  spends it playing battleship with a cardboard cut out of Heather Graham  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

One-night stand warns me that she likes to make noise during sex I don't hear a sound for the entire 60 seconds

One-night stand warns me that she likes to make noise during sex I don't hear a sound for the entire 60 seconds  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made it to the front page It's my greatest life achivment

Made it to the front page It's my greatest life achivment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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