Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girl at a bar She's a guy

Sees cute girl at a bar She's a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees a car leaking and says "It's leaking" The lady looks down

Sees a car leaking and says

Hot girl winks at me on Match.com And immediately blocks her profile

Hot girl winks at me on Match.com And immediately blocks her profile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to give a girl a hug Stands on her toe

Goes to give a girl a hug Stands on her toe  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking to a hot girl on facebook "What's your favorite colour?"

Talking to a hot girl on facebook

Girlfriend wants to try anal buys strap-on

Girlfriend wants to try anal buys strap-on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Send me a dick pic" "You first"

Hears girlfriend say, "I love you." Turns around to see she is talking to her cup of coffee

Hears girlfriend say,

Cute girl laughs at me and my friend joking around in a jacuzzi leave without saying anything to her

Cute girl laughs at me and my friend joking around in a jacuzzi leave without saying anything to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of a witty remark about the lights going out An hour after play had resumed.

Thinks of a witty remark about the lights going out An hour after play had resumed.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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