Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have sex with a guy I like and trust He ignores me until I go insane and then makes the front page

Have sex with a guy I like and trust  He ignores me until I go insane and then makes the front page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute Girl acts interested something must be wrong with her

cute Girl acts interested something must be wrong with her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

introduced coworker to reddit finds my r/gonewild posts in less than 10 minutes

introduced coworker to reddit finds my r/gonewild posts in less than 10 minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go on a successful date Burp when going in for goodnight kiss

Go on a successful date Burp when going in for goodnight kiss  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to stripclub for the first time with longtime girlfriend gets the "it's about time you got engaged" talk from a stripper

Goes to stripclub for the first time with longtime girlfriend gets the

brings date to movies activate nose whistle

brings date to movies  activate nose whistle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees crush wearing rainbow bracelet Accidentally ignores him waving after class

Sees crush wearing rainbow bracelet Accidentally ignores him waving after class  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

all these guys are checking me out im sitting in front of a tv showing the celts/heat game

all these guys are checking me out im sitting in front of a tv showing the celts/heat game  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

had sex on new years eve with myself

had sex on new years eve with myself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Free weekend in Paris for two Invites a dude

Free weekend in Paris for two Invites a dude  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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