Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a huge bouquet of flowers in the mail realizes it's the result of fraudulent activity on her credit card

Gets a huge bouquet of flowers in the mail realizes it's the result of fraudulent activity on her credit card  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

shares hilarious well timed "in joke" wrong friendship group

shares hilarious well timed

has sex after going to see new die hard movie says yippee-ki yay at orgasm

has sex after going to see new die hard movie says yippee-ki yay at orgasm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends sexy nude via text Immediately paranoid it uploaded to Facebook

Sends sexy nude via text Immediately paranoid it uploaded to Facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets chick's number recognizes it as reject hotline

gets chick's number recognizes it as reject hotline  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wins heated argument in own head.

Wins heated argument in own head.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to 3rd base with crush No idea what im doing.

Gets to 3rd base with crush No idea what im doing.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catch hot guy's attention while working out Lose form, injure self

Catch hot guy's attention while working out Lose form, injure self  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives cute asian girl number on the bus... and she calls. Mistake her call for the Chinese food I ordered and yell at her for being late.

Gives cute asian girl number on the bus... and she calls. Mistake her call for the Chinese food I ordered and yell at her for being late.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally talk to an extremely attractive girl Woke up immediately with adrenaline rush

Finally talk to an extremely attractive girl Woke up immediately with adrenaline rush  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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