Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sex dream

sex dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Attractive 18 year old girls think I am funny "It would be awesome to have you as my dad!"

Attractive 18 year old girls think I am funny

Everybody claps for me I clap too

Everybody claps for me I clap too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets and instantly befriends complete dream man "Sorry, i only date white guys"

Meets and instantly befriends complete dream man

Woke this cute girl up when I called her to ask her out, she said yes I call her and ask if she's ready to go, she thought she said yes to someone else.

Woke this cute girl up when I called her to ask her out, she said yes I call her and ask if she's ready to go, she thought she said yes to someone else.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

guy in class is showing his boxers off get caught staring at him

guy in class is showing his boxers off get caught staring at him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made smalltalk at coffee shop. "$1.87 please." "1 8 7. Did you know that's police code for homicide?"

made smalltalk at coffee shop.

have lengthy conversation with girl you like spend rest of the day hating everything you said

have lengthy conversation with girl you like spend rest of the day hating everything you said  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Your girlfriend is very pretty." "That's my mom."

Gone to 2nd Base with everyone on swim team by accident

Gone to 2nd Base with everyone on swim team by accident  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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