Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Win every game until up for promotion Lose every game in series

Win every game until up for promotion Lose every game in series  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl accidentally touches my penis touch hers back

girl accidentally touches my penis touch hers back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with straight crush Tells her she uses too much tounge

Makes out with straight crush Tells her she uses too much tounge  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says "We should have sex" Reply in stable voice "Yes, we should" Chokes on victory sip

Girl says

Hot girl invites you over for sexy times Cancel to have coffee with crush who it turns out isn't interested

Hot girl invites you over for sexy times Cancel to have coffee with crush who it turns out isn't interested  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally joins reddit Still lurks

Finally joins reddit Still lurks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl that i like texts me first fuck

Girl that i like texts me first fuck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got phone numbers from three different girls last night Then I woke up

Got phone numbers from three different girls last night Then I woke up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

takes girl home after a party too drunk to have sex and falls asleep

takes girl home after a party too drunk to have sex and falls asleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl rests her head on your chest Gets BONER

Girl rests her head on your chest Gets BONER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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