Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Skyping with a hot guy and he asks you to come on your face CUM IN YOUR EYE

Skyping with a hot guy and he asks you to come on your face CUM IN YOUR EYE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot guy sits next to me at Subway. Engages in conversation. Goes to throw trash away. Drops house key in trash bin. Has to dig through the trash.

Hot guy sits next to me at Subway. Engages in conversation. Goes to throw trash away. Drops house key in trash bin. Has to dig through the trash.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just came out, go to bar to celebrate with 2-4-1 drinks Realise too late on the bus home when she asked to you to try her home made cocktails she wasn't talking about drinking.

Just came out, go to bar to celebrate with 2-4-1 drinks Realise too late on the bus home when she asked to you to try her home made cocktails she wasn't talking about drinking.    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to have sex with girlfriend Headbutts her and knocks out her front tooth.

About to have sex with girlfriend Headbutts her and knocks out her front tooth.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sleep with awesome guy, spend the night can't fall asleep because I'm afraid i might fart

sleep with awesome guy, spend the night can't fall asleep because I'm afraid i might fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Open car door for date Shut it on her ankle

Open car door for date Shut it on her ankle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Checked a guy out got winked at went bright red and made a wierd noise

Checked a guy out 
got winked at went bright red  and made a wierd noise   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

normal when i'm high

normal when i'm high  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

IS WHITE Lives in Africa

IS WHITE Lives in Africa  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SUCCESSFULLY CONDUCT ENTIRE PHONE CONVERSATION no idea when it's acceptable to hang up

SUCCESSFULLY CONDUCT ENTIRE PHONE CONVERSATION no idea when it's acceptable to hang up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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