Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Cute redditor on subway offers me her number "There's no time, you'll miss your stop."

Cute redditor on subway offers me her number

hire hot stripper for friends bachelor party he just plays n64 with her the whole time.

hire hot stripper for friends bachelor party he just plays n64 with her the whole time.  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Mentions something to cute girl about something we talked about yesterday we didn't talk yesterday, It was a dream

Mentions something to cute girl about something we talked about yesterday we didn't talk yesterday,  It was a dream  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Jamaican guy asks if I smoke wrongfully assume he means weed

Jamaican guy asks if I smoke wrongfully assume he means weed  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Girl unexpectedly grabs my dick punch her in the face

Girl unexpectedly grabs my dick punch her in the face  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Girl asks for my number So she can ask about homework

Girl asks for my number So she can ask about homework  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Calls out kid for stealing joke from reddit everyone thinks i'm a nerd

Calls out kid for stealing joke from reddit everyone thinks i'm a nerd  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

faps in front of class sausage fest

faps in front of class sausage fest  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Remind self that upon seeing cute nurse, do not creep her out by telling her you saw her at store. Panic for converation material and immediately blurt out that you saw cute nurse at store.

Remind self that upon seeing cute nurse, do not creep her out by telling her you saw her at store. Panic for converation material and immediately blurt out that you saw cute nurse at store.  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Made friends on the first day of class Don't want to sit next to them next time cause they might want to sit next to someone else and i'm taking up space

Made friends on the first day of class Don't want to sit next to them next time cause they might want to sit next to someone else and i'm taking up space  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin
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