Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Here put this condom on Well, Duh

Here put this condom on Well, Duh  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Goes to first party in highschool walks around and doesn't talk to anyone

Goes to first party in highschool walks around and doesn't talk to anyone  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

decides to hit on grocery store checkout girl only things in shopping cart are bacon and ice cream

decides to hit on grocery store checkout girl only things in shopping cart are bacon and ice cream  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

got a ton of link karma comments downvoted to oblivion

got a ton of link karma  comments downvoted to oblivion  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Cute redditor on subway offers me her number "No thanks, I already have a number"

Cute redditor on subway offers me her number

Girl rates me 9.5/10 Steals my drink

Girl rates me 9.5/10 Steals my drink  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Date tonight! with myself

Date tonight! with myself  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Getting head off girlfriend leg cramps, instantly go soft and knee her in the face

Getting head off girlfriend leg cramps, instantly go soft and knee her in the face  Socially AwesomeAwkward penguin

Getting ready to have sex "Here put this condom on" Well, Duh

Getting ready to have sex

Added to the group " Let the Party begin.." You've been removed

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