Socially Awksome Penguin

Texting In person

Texting In person  Socially Awksome Penguin

-girl isnt interested, so.. -I relax, therefore I am charming and witty -girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so... -I act like a total idiot -girl loses interest (repeat)

-girl isnt interested, so..
-I relax, therefore I am charming and witty
-girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so...
-I act like a total idiot
-girl loses interest
(repeat)
  Socially Awksome Penguin

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT  Socially Awksome Penguin

GET DRUNK. SLEEP WITH A GIRL GET SCARED THAT SHE WON'T LIKE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SOBER. NEVER CALL HER AGAIN

GET DRUNK. SLEEP WITH A GIRL GET SCARED THAT SHE WON'T LIKE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SOBER. NEVER CALL HER AGAIN  Socially Awksome Penguin

Get cute chick's Phone number No fucking clue what to do with it.

Get cute chick's Phone number No fucking clue what to do with it.  Socially Awksome Penguin

Has amazing sex... with his sister

Has amazing sex... with his sister  Socially Awksome Penguin

Get a blowjob from totally hot girl Trip on your underpants while putting them back on

Get a blowjob from totally hot girl Trip on your underpants while putting them back on  Socially Awksome Penguin

sees cute girl in front of him browsing reddit secretly takes her picture instead of trying to talk to her

sees cute girl in front of him browsing reddit secretly takes her picture instead of trying to talk to her  Socially Awksome Penguin

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT  Socially Awksome Penguin

sings the right lyrics at the wrong part of the song

sings the right lyrics at the wrong part of the song  Socially Awksome Penguin
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