Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me something personal that she's told me in the past. Pretend not to remember so I don't seem creepy She realizes halfway through that she's "definitely told me this before" and thinks i'm a bad listener.

Girl tells me something personal that she's told me in the past. Pretend not to remember so I don't seem creepy She realizes halfway through that she's

Has to fart in public it was silent... ...but deadly

Has to fart in public it was silent... ...but deadly  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Used spongebob reference while getting handjob Just turned her on more Still only getting a handjob

Used spongebob reference while getting handjob Just turned her on more Still only getting a handjob  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

post 'done with law school!' status update on facebook get hundreds of likes realize how much of a slave you are to social validation

post 'done with law school!' status update on facebook get hundreds of likes realize how much of a slave you are to social validation  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

This shit Has now gone too far

This shit Has now gone too far  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shovels snow for car behind my own to not appear like a douche Car owned by cute neighbor, Invites me for coffee and gives me her number for future snowshoveling

Shovels snow for car behind my own to not appear like a douche Car owned by cute neighbor, Invites me for coffee and gives me her number for future snowshoveling  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has to poop after school holds it in until he gets home Shits on the bathroom floor

Has to poop after school holds it in until he gets home Shits on the bathroom floor  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes awkward eye contact with cute girl across room she winks and smiles still doesn't say anything to her

Makes awkward eye contact with cute girl across room she winks and smiles still doesn't say anything to her  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell hot girl you like her over facebook says we should hang out Never speak to her again

Tell hot girl you like her over facebook says we should hang out Never speak to her again  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends tell crush my dick is small "I guess I'll have to see for myself" Later that night..."it is actually small"

Friends tell crush my dick is small
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