Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally farted while standing in front of a cute girl. Fat guy came and sat next to me just as it happend

Accidentally farted while standing in front of a cute girl. Fat guy came and sat next to me just as it happend  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girlfriend is selfish in bed girlfriend is selfish in bed

girlfriend is selfish in bed girlfriend is selfish in bed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cogently articulates the correct way to utilize the socially awkward penguin meme no one listens

cogently articulates the correct way to utilize the socially awkward penguin meme no one listens  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets dumped by girlfriend Right before her birthday and anniversary, so I don't have to buy any gifts

Gets dumped by girlfriend Right before her birthday and anniversary, so I don't have to buy any gifts  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend broke up with me out of the blue finally able to realize that our relationship should have ended months ago and I'm now much better off

Girlfriend broke up with me out of the blue finally able to realize that  our relationship should have ended months ago and I'm now much better off  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tell Friends You're dating someone and use a photo from gone wild Actually dating her

Tell Friends You're dating someone and use a photo from gone wild Actually dating her  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Is it in yet?" It doesn't fit

Tells a freshman to "be good" Works because I'm a senior

Tells a freshman to

Whine about never have kissed a girl Gets to make out with two girls at the same time by the end of the night

Whine about never have kissed a girl Gets to make out with two girls at the same time by the end of the night  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

think medic instructor points at me when he says "question?" recognize my own sympathetic nervous system response

think medic instructor points at me when he says
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