Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hasn't showered in two days Gets a bunch of compliments on his hair

Hasn't showered in two days Gets a bunch of compliments on his hair  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently make a reddit joke while talking to a hot girl who probably has never heard of reddit she asks if Op has opened the safe yet

Accidently make a reddit joke while talking to a hot girl who probably has never heard of reddit  she asks if Op has opened the safe yet  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup

Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Have no friends, Google how to make friends, join sci-fi book club Hot geek girl who runs it is now my girlfriend

Have no friends, Google how to make friends, join sci-fi book club Hot geek girl who runs it is now my girlfriend  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't shower for two days Gets numerous compliments on my hair

Doesn't shower for two days  Gets numerous compliments on my hair   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally sends text to wrong person asking if they want to hook up they say yes

Accidentally sends text to wrong person asking if they want to hook up  they say yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friends tell crush my dick is small "I guess I'll have to see for myself"

Friends tell crush my dick is small

sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out

sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl you invite over sees garbage can full of Fap Naps "Oh you poor baby! that must've been a terrible cold!"

Girl you invite over sees garbage can full of Fap Naps

Called my black coworker my nigga accidently because that's how I joke around with my extremely white friends. "We straight cuz"

Called my black coworker my nigga accidently because that's how I joke around with my extremely white friends.
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