Socially Awkward Penguin

"Sorry bro I really can't make it to your wedding.." "Perhapes next time"

Opens Laptop in front row Forgot to close porn

Opens Laptop in front row   Forgot to close porn  Socially Awkward Penguin

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has imaginary argument in head Makes corresponding facial expressions and looks insane

Has imaginary argument in head Makes corresponding facial expressions and looks insane  Socially Awkward Penguin

After 45 minutes alone in a restaurant a waiter kindly told me i'd been stood up I was waiting for my family

After 45 minutes alone in a restaurant a waiter kindly told me i'd been stood up I was waiting for my family  Socially Awkward Penguin

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks "does it work?"

notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks

Proud Atheist Name is jesus

Proud Atheist Name is jesus  Socially Awkward Penguin

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin