Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally come out of the closet On April fool's day

Finally come out of the closet On April fool's day  Socially Awkward Penguin

give old lady my seat on a packed train, cute girl I'm now standing next to gives me her phone number. meet up with cute girl, have sex. She steals my wallet and gives me herpes

give old lady my seat on a packed train, cute girl I'm now standing next to gives me her phone number.
 meet up with cute girl, have sex.  She steals my wallet and gives me herpes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally make eye contact with random person in the room Start looking at other people so it doesn't seem intentional

Accidentally make eye contact with random person in the room Start looking at other people so it doesn't seem intentional  Socially Awkward Penguin

congratulations You too

congratulations You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi" "Good, how are you?"

cant find item at the store When asked if looking for anything, says, "no, just looking around," and leaves

cant find item at the store When asked if looking for anything, says,

listens to music with earphones takes them out every couple minutes to make sure no one else can hear it

listens to music with earphones takes them out every couple minutes to make sure no one else can hear it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy walks up and asks for number while boyfriend is sitting right there next to you. Assume he must want it for some other reason and give it to him anyway.

Guy walks up and asks for number while boyfriend is sitting right there next to you. Assume he must want it for some other reason and give it to him anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

RECEIVE A COMPLIMENT ASSUME THE PERSON IS BEING SARCASTIC

RECEIVE A COMPLIMENT ASSUME THE PERSON IS BEING SARCASTIC  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks you a question Pretend like you're thinking, even though you already know the answer

Someone asks you a question Pretend like you're thinking, even though you already know the answer  Socially Awkward Penguin
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