Socially Awkward Penguin

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cock pussy  Socially Awkward Penguin

"here's my number, we should hang out sometime." never make the call

Retype meticulously edited version of unsent post realize first post was sent

Retype meticulously edited version of unsent post realize first post was sent  Socially Awkward Penguin

you can fill this app out here goes home to nervous to ask for a pen

you can fill this app out here goes home to nervous to ask for a pen  Socially Awkward Penguin

Know cashier on supermarket take the self check out line

Know cashier on supermarket take the self check out line  Socially Awkward Penguin

asking busty french waitress for extra drinking glasses "do you have d cups?"

asking busty french waitress for extra drinking glasses

"I hate christian psychos and their bullshit, I mean keep it to yourself" jehovah's witness

staring off into space pondering homework while I walk to lab only to snap back into reality to realize my neighbor's tits have found their way in-between me and what I was staring at.

staring off into space pondering homework while I walk to lab only to snap back into reality to realize my neighbor's tits have found their way in-between me and what I was staring at.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Has the urge to sneeze in the middle of class sneezes and farts loudly at the same time

Has the urge to sneeze in the middle of class sneezes and farts loudly at the same time  Socially Awkward Penguin

TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY THAT THERE'S NUDITY IN A FILM ONLY PERSON THAT IMMEDIATELY SAYS YES

TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY THAT THERE'S NUDITY IN A FILM ONLY PERSON THAT IMMEDIATELY SAYS YES  Socially Awkward Penguin
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