Socially Awkward Penguin

about to cross street, see black guy approaching stay on same side to not offend, walk past him, then cross street at next block

about to cross street, see black guy approaching stay on same side to not offend, walk past him, then cross street at next block  Socially Awkward Penguin

after awkward shuffle trying to walk by someone turn around and walk back the way you came

after awkward shuffle trying to walk by someone turn around and walk back the way you came  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run out of soda, no waitresses Wasn't thirsty anyway

Run out of soda, no waitresses Wasn't thirsty anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

"here's my number, we should hang out sometime." never make the call

notice a small booger in friend's nose say nothing

notice a small booger in friend's nose say nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Know cashier on supermarket take the self check out line

Know cashier on supermarket take the self check out line  Socially Awkward Penguin

Retype meticulously edited version of unsent post realize first post was sent

Retype meticulously edited version of unsent post realize first post was sent  Socially Awkward Penguin

you can fill this app out here goes home to nervous to ask for a pen

you can fill this app out here goes home to nervous to ask for a pen  Socially Awkward Penguin

cock pussy

cock pussy  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi, Derpina, this is my son, ________" OH GOD

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