Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor: "Remember, class, 15% of your grade comes from in class discussions. Therefore, you must speak to get an 'A" Looks like we're shooting for a 'b'

Professor:

someone walks in while you're pooping silently wait until they leave to wipe

someone walks in while you're pooping silently wait until they leave to wipe  Socially Awkward Penguin

compliment a girl's default picture she changes it

compliment a girl's default picture she changes it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to church for the first time in 4 years Does the sign of the cross lefty.

Went to church for the first time in 4 years Does the sign of the cross lefty.  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't hear friends joke laughs anyway

can't hear friends joke laughs anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks for scissors in dad's nightstand Finds viagra and condoms

Looks for scissors in dad's nightstand Finds viagra and condoms  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell girl she is cute lol joke, that'll never happen

Tell girl she is cute lol joke, that'll never happen  Socially Awkward Penguin

about to cross street, see black guy approaching stay on same side to not offend, walk past him, then cross street at next block

about to cross street, see black guy approaching stay on same side to not offend, walk past him, then cross street at next block  Socially Awkward Penguin

after awkward shuffle trying to walk by someone turn around and walk back the way you came

after awkward shuffle trying to walk by someone turn around and walk back the way you came  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spot a table of awesome kids in your new class Sit as far away as possible

Spot a table of awesome kids in your new class Sit as far away as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin
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