Socially Awkward Penguin

answers phone on toilet flushes while still on phone

answers phone on toilet flushes while still on phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks past someone on street pretends to look at tree to avoid eye contact

walks past someone on street pretends to look at tree to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend shows you a funny video you saw years ago on youtube pretend you've never seen it and laugh

Friend shows you a funny video you saw years ago on youtube pretend you've never seen it and laugh  Socially Awkward Penguin

Comes into class, all seats are full. Stands in corner.

Comes into class, all seats are full. Stands in corner.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't want to interact with coworkers at christmas party hides in bathroom stall, takes out phone and goes on reddit

Doesn't want to interact with coworkers at christmas party hides in bathroom stall, takes out phone and goes on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Visit reddit on Christmas Just to see what reddit is like on Christmas

Visit reddit on Christmas  Just to see what reddit is like on Christmas  Socially Awkward Penguin

Masseuse- "Is the pressure ok?" Me- "Perfect" Worst pain of my life...

Masseuse-

walked between two people who were making hand gestures at each other on my way to the bathroom they were deaf and I just interrupted their conversation without saying a word

walked between two people who were making hand gestures at each other on my way to the bathroom they were deaf and I just interrupted their conversation without saying a word  Socially Awkward Penguin

Found out I'm allergic to latex The "Hard" way

Found out I'm allergic to latex The

Attempts to make small talk with cute hair dresser at the barbers So what do you do for a living?

Attempts to make small talk with cute hair dresser at the barbers So what do you do for a living?  Socially Awkward Penguin
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