Socially Awkward Penguin

Get's text saying "I owe you big time!" "You're welcome."

Get's text saying

Thinks of a front page worthy meme. Doesn't post from fear of downvotes

Thinks of a front page worthy meme. Doesn't post from fear of downvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

is brought the wrong order at a restaurant doesn't want to tell the waiter so eats it anyway

is brought the wrong order at a restaurant   doesn't want to tell the waiter so eats it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

sitting next to girl on a plane, need to pee I can hold it

sitting next to girl on a plane, need to pee I can hold it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says, "Pleasure to meet you." "Me Too"

Someone says,

at a party and asked "do you want to party" Sure! I love to party!

at a party and asked

New person says "it was nice to meet you" Thanks

New person says

Of Course I have ID Hands Waiter Credit Card

Of Course I have ID  Hands Waiter Credit Card   Socially Awkward Penguin

Caught staring at hot girl's ass "I WAS looking for your pocket whale."

Caught staring at hot girl's ass

Guy sits down in next stall Leave mid poop

Guy sits down in next stall Leave mid poop  Socially Awkward Penguin
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