Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl "i wonder if she'll like my last name"

sees cute girl

Gets laid Relieved she never calls after

Gets laid Relieved she never calls after  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notice they forgot something after leaving the store Go home anyway

Notice they forgot something after leaving the store Go home anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy next to you on bus has loud music playing take out headphones so people don't think it's you

Guy next to you on bus has loud music playing take out headphones so people don't think it's you  Socially Awkward Penguin

MEET A NEW GIRL AND FEELING REALLY NERVOUS BUT DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE SAP SO GOTTA PLAY IT COOL IS SHE PAYING ATTENTION I HOPE SHE DOESN'T REALIZE I KEEP STARING AT HER BOOBS, OH GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING, QUICK LAUGH, NO TOO LOUD FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE

MEET A NEW GIRL AND FEELING REALLY NERVOUS BUT DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE SAP SO GOTTA PLAY IT COOL IS SHE PAYING ATTENTION I HOPE SHE DOESN'T REALIZE I KEEP STARING AT HER BOOBS, OH GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING, QUICK LAUGH, NO TOO LOUD FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say Hello to acquaintance going into building Choose different exit to avoid awkwardness on way out

Say Hello to acquaintance going into building Choose different exit to avoid awkwardness on way out  Socially Awkward Penguin

waits outside instructor's office for 45 minutes he never shows up

waits outside instructor's office for 45 minutes he never shows up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into wrong class. Sit through lecture.

Walk into wrong class.  Sit through lecture.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Comments on how the situation is Awkward "Well now it is"

Comments on how the situation is Awkward

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