Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "Hi" in a strange voice spend next 10 minutes trying to reproduce the voice

Says

Wants Upvotes and Comments on post Won't talk in comments

Wants Upvotes and Comments on post Won't talk in comments  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a physical changes doctors

gets a physical changes doctors  Socially Awkward Penguin

texts someone happy thanksgiving "who is this?"

texts someone happy thanksgiving

Makes it to front page "Edit: Now for my front page acceptance speech..."

Makes it to front page

Remembers funny thing from internet during lecture Snorts while trying not to laugh out-loud

Remembers funny thing from internet during lecture Snorts while trying not to laugh out-loud  Socially Awkward Penguin

waiter brings refill finish first drink as fast as possible

waiter brings refill finish first drink as fast as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get introduced to someone you have met several times before [WHILE YOU WERE DRUNK] 'Nice to meet you'

Get introduced to someone you have met several times before [WHILE YOU WERE DRUNK] 'Nice to meet you'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a text from a number in not in phone tries to figure out who it is without directly asking

Gets a text from a number in not in phone tries to figure out who it is without directly asking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Public urinal pee was shorter than expected flushes at the end to make it seem longer

Public urinal pee was shorter than expected flushes at the end to make it seem longer  Socially Awkward Penguin
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