Socially Awkward Penguin

Favorite musician "likes" your status It's an ironic Charles Manson quote.

Favorite musician

Gets a text from hot girl Also gets a boner

Gets a text from hot girl Also gets a boner    Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody using the sink pretends to use the urinal until done

Somebody using the sink pretends to use the urinal until done  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank You for coming, enjoy your meal" you too

Look into her eyes Now she thinks you're a rapist!

Look into her eyes Now she thinks you're a rapist!  Socially Awkward Penguin

2nd date with girl with giant awesome back tattoo Talk about how you don't like tattoos

2nd date with girl with giant awesome back tattoo Talk about how you don't like tattoos  Socially Awkward Penguin

not sure how to pronounce menu item orders something else

not sure how to pronounce menu item orders something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

waiting on text back from cute girl hope you don't run into her before then

waiting on text back from cute girl hope you don't run into her before then  Socially Awkward Penguin

have long, deep conversation. "you know, i think we really connect." person removes bluetooth. "sorry, did you say something?"

have long, deep conversation.

Signs up for reddit as a conservative only upvote liberal ideas

Signs up for reddit as a conservative only upvote liberal ideas  Socially Awkward Penguin
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