Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Hit on by girl realizes it 3 years later

Gets Hit on by girl realizes it 3 years later  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking with two friends on sidewalk always end up behind

Walking with two friends on  sidewalk always end up behind  Socially Awkward Penguin

Approach hot girl at bar "How fast can you run?"

Approach hot girl at bar

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

job Interviewer: "Hi nice to meet you!" me: "good"

job Interviewer:

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees girl yawn "Finally, the roofie is kicking in"

Sees girl yawn

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send

In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.

In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.  Socially Awkward Penguin

dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building "I could cut it with a knife. the awkwardness, not you"

dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building
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