Socially Awkward Penguin

Pees in the stall deliberately hits the middle of the water to let everyone know i don't pee sitting down

Pees in the stall deliberately hits the middle of the water to let everyone know i don't pee sitting down    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Your flowers smell lovely" "They're unscented"

Joins dating site to meet people in a more relaxed setting Still too scared to message anyone

Joins dating site to meet people in a more relaxed setting Still too scared to message anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Submits a link to reddit refreshes every 30 seconds to see if people like it

Submits a link to reddit refreshes every 30 seconds to see if people like it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends Discover My Reddit Username I Guess I Can't Post Anything Anymore

Friends Discover My Reddit Username I Guess I Can't Post Anything Anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally posts a quality link but in the wrong subreddit and doesn't adhere to the new rules. Tries to repost and is smacked in the face with a warning label describing everything that was wrong.

Finally posts a quality link but in the wrong subreddit and doesn't adhere to the new rules. Tries to repost and is smacked in the face with a warning label describing everything that was wrong.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eating pretzel M&M's in a full and quiet classroom try to dissolve them in my mouth to avoid loud crunching noises

Eating pretzel M&M's in a full and quiet classroom try to dissolve them in my mouth to avoid loud crunching noises  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone sits in the stall next to you make sniffle noise

Someone sits in the stall next to you  make sniffle noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl shows picture of her pants and says that this how fat she used to be "nice, keep going!"

Girl shows picture of her pants and says that this how fat she used to be

I'm afraid to edit contacts on my iPhone Because every time I do I accidentally call them

I'm afraid to edit contacts on my iPhone Because every time I do I accidentally call them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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