Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have fun at your new job" "You too!"

Meets a new Female Looks at her boobs instead of her eyes when you shake hands

Meets a new Female Looks at her boobs instead of her eyes when you shake hands    Socially Awkward Penguin

about to hop my own fence because the gate is locked neighbor pulls up right before, so i start looking at my lawnmower so i don't look weird

about to hop my own fence because the gate is locked neighbor pulls up right before, so i start looking at my lawnmower so i don't look weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

"who cares if no one likes my post, it's only the Internet" Delete all posts and comments after one minute

upload a meme f5f5f5f5f5f5

upload a meme f5f5f5f5f5f5    Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells girl about feelings for her instead of just demonstrating them by asking her out

Tells girl about feelings for her instead of just demonstrating them by asking her out    Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking in a public place suddenly forget what to do with your arms

Walking in a public place suddenly forget what to do with your arms    Socially Awkward Penguin

Extremely witty over text messaging not so much in real life

Extremely witty over text messaging not so much in real life  Socially Awkward Penguin

pressed the button at a crosswalk Presses the button again another person appears

pressed the button at a crosswalk  Presses the button again another person appears 
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hates to be touched Never asks people to stop

Hates to be touched   Never asks people to stop   Socially Awkward Penguin
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