Socially Insane Penguin

Go on first date Declare love.

Go on first date Declare love.  Socially Insane Penguin

Host a party Serve laxatives and start game of twister

Host a party Serve laxatives and start game of twister  Socially Insane Penguin

Invited to sleepover Never goes to sleep and watches everyone else

Invited to sleepover Never goes to sleep and watches everyone else  Socially Insane Penguin

Lives in ghetto Always wear hoodies

Lives in ghetto Always wear hoodies  Socially Insane Penguin

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FINISH A PROJECT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE RIGHT AWAY

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FINISH A PROJECT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE RIGHT AWAY  Socially Insane Penguin

Of course I have a girlfriend! She's tied up in my basement right now!

Of course I have a girlfriend! She's tied up in my basement right now!  Socially Insane Penguin

Buys shots for everyone Drinks them all alone, yells at hipsters

Buys shots for everyone Drinks them all alone, yells at hipsters  Socially Insane Penguin

Not sure how to act as a sexually mature Adelie penguin Gang rape, paedophilia, necrophilia.

Not sure how to act as a sexually mature Adelie penguin Gang rape, paedophilia, necrophilia.  Socially Insane Penguin

Hears a Facebook suicide story Devises a one-up plan

Hears a Facebook suicide story Devises a one-up plan  Socially Insane Penguin

Get on an elevator Make eye contact

Get on an elevator Make eye contact  Socially Insane Penguin
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