Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Asks Cute bank teller to dinner she knows you can't afford to take her to dinner Which makes the offer appear more sincere

Asks Cute bank teller to dinner she knows you can't afford to take her to dinner Which makes the offer appear more sincere  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on she tells me to wear it

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal  so girlfriend buys a strap-on  she tells me to wear it  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Goes to a party Chickens out after 10 minutes Before the cops show up

Goes to a party Chickens out after 10 minutes Before the cops show up  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

talking to a hot chick gets an uncontrollable boner she sees it and thinks it's sexy

talking to a hot chick gets an uncontrollable boner  she sees it and thinks it's sexy  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Friend wishes me a Happy birthday "You too" It was also their birthday

Friend wishes me a Happy birthday

Tell hot girl walking away she has a nice ass Its a teacher She smiles and says thank you

Tell hot girl walking away she has a nice ass Its a teacher She smiles and says thank you   Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Take girl on the best date of her life get both of you arrested still get second date

Take girl on the best date of her life get both of you arrested still get second date  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

made the front page missed seeing it because i was out on a date

made the front page missed seeing it because i was out on a date  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Let's make out Under the camel toe "OK!"

Let's make out  Under the camel toe

Hit on by Victoria's secret model Turned her down She's post op

Hit on by Victoria's secret model Turned her down She's post op  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin
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