Sparlock

My magic wand can make an impenetrable force field! I guess that makes my shield a little redundant

My magic wand can make an impenetrable force field! I guess that makes my shield a little redundant  Sparlock

Hi Mom. I'm not magical! It's just that my "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Hi Mom. I'm not magical! It's just that my

You better throw Sparlock away outside Otherwise, he will infest your house with demons!

You better throw Sparlock away outside Otherwise, he will infest your house with demons!  Sparlock

I'm evil but a cute kind of evil

I'm evil but a cute kind of evil  Sparlock

You might be in a cult if Your friend gives you a plastic toy and your mom makes you throw it away

You might be in a cult if Your friend gives you a plastic toy and your mom makes you throw it away  Sparlock

Don't let your mom see me! She can't handle my magic!

Don't let your mom see me! She can't handle my magic!  Sparlock

I GOT SPARLOCKED... BY JW"S!!!

I GOT SPARLOCKED... BY JW

Sparlock Says: Don't be scared of ghosts. They aren't real. It's demons you have to be worried about!

Sparlock Says: Don't be scared of ghosts. They aren't real. It's demons you have to be worried about!  Sparlock

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." It must be my high tech plastic body that freaks out the Jehovah's Witnesses

Sparlock says Kill your parents, rape your sister

Sparlock says Kill your parents, rape your sister  Sparlock
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