Spiderman

I'm just trying to have a conversation And everyone else is just sitting there masturbating

I'm just trying to have a conversation And everyone else is just sitting there masturbating  Spiderman

Everybody is outside killing themselves And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everybody is outside killing themselves And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

My son is just sitting there masturbating And I'm just sitting here masturbating

My son is just sitting there masturbating And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone's out catching pokemon And I'm just sitting here soft resetting

Everyone's out catching pokemon And I'm just sitting here soft resetting  Spiderman

Everyone is out fighting breast cancer And I'm just sitting here fighting breast cancer

Everyone is out fighting breast cancer And I'm just sitting here fighting breast cancer  Spiderman

Everybody is out at FNM's And I'm just playing with my cockatrice

Everybody is out at FNM's  And I'm just playing with my cockatrice  Spiderman

Everyone else is getting all these legendaries And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else is getting all these legendaries And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone else believes in some crazy stuff And im just sitting here mass debating

Everyone else believes in some crazy stuff And im just sitting here mass debating  Spiderman

All these guys are getting ripped in 30 days And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All these guys are getting ripped in 30 days And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone is preparing for hurricane sandy And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is preparing for hurricane sandy And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman
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