Spiderman

Everyone says I'm sitting here masturbating But I'm clearly not even in the chair.

Everyone says I'm sitting here masturbating But I'm clearly not even in the chair.  Spiderman

every night people are going out partying And im just staying in masturbating

every night people are going out partying  And im just staying in masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone's eating lunch in the breakroom And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone's eating lunch in the breakroom And I'm just sitting here masticating  Spiderman

Everyone's going Valentine's crazy And I'm just sitting here killing necromorphs

Everyone's going Valentine's crazy And I'm just sitting here killing necromorphs  Spiderman

Everyone in Europe is playing wow And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone in Europe is playing wow And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

I really need to use the restroom but everyone's in there masturbating

I really need to use the restroom but everyone's in there masturbating   Spiderman

Yeah yeah, fuck off already.

 Yeah yeah, fuck off already.  Spiderman

And When we're holding hands It's like having sex with me I wear a rubber at all times. it's a necessity

And When we're holding hands It's like having sex with me I wear a rubber at all times.   it's a necessity  Spiderman

Everybody is playing black ops 2 And I'm still sitting here assassinating.

Everybody is playing black ops 2 And I'm still sitting here assassinating.  Spiderman

Everyone is commenting about football and refs And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is commenting about football and refs And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman
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