Spiderman

Everyone is out getting saucy And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out getting saucy And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone is talking about the future of reddit and mankind And I'm just sitting here playing with my pocket whale.

Everyone is talking about the future of reddit and mankind And I'm just sitting here playing with my pocket whale.  Spiderman

All my Ex-Girlfriends are getting married And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All my Ex-Girlfriends are getting married And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone is waiting for MOP And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is waiting for MOP And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everybody's sending out college applications And Im just sitting here procrasturbating

Everybody's sending out college applications And Im just sitting here procrasturbating  Spiderman

seeing everyone on facebook saying they voted And I'm just sitting here masturbating

seeing everyone on facebook saying they voted And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

While everyone is supporting the KHL, AHL AND,CHL teams during the lockout.. And I'm just sitting here masturbating

While everyone is supporting the KHL, AHL AND,CHL teams during the lockout.. And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone's out preparing their Halloween costumes And I'm just sitting here not giving a fuck

Everyone's out preparing their Halloween costumes And I'm just sitting here not giving a fuck  Spiderman

Everyone's dressing up for Halloween And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's dressing up for Halloween And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone else is on lunch break And I'm just sitting here not masticating

Everyone else is on lunch break  And I'm just sitting here not masticating  Spiderman
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