Spiderman

Aquaman is killing things with giant sharks And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Aquaman is killing things with giant sharks And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today. Spiked their morning Froot Loops with vodka so we are on the same page.

The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today.  Spiked their morning Froot Loops with vodka so we are on the same page.   Spiderman

Everyone's waiting in line for Black Friday And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone's waiting in line for Black Friday And I'm just sitting here masticating  Spiderman

This guy's about to jump from the stratosphere And I'm just sitting here masturbating

This guy's about to jump from the stratosphere And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

everybody is evacuating because of hurricane sandy And I'm just sitting here masturbating

everybody is evacuating because of hurricane sandy And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

I hope these nudes get me on the list

I hope these nudes get me on the list  Spiderman

hot girls everywhere And i'm just sitting here masturbating

 hot girls everywhere And i'm just sitting here masturbating
  Spiderman

Everyone is sitting there masturbating And I'm just sitting here not masturbating

Everyone is sitting there masturbating And I'm just sitting here not masturbating  Spiderman

Everyone else lost power And I'm still sitting here masturbating

Everyone else lost power And I'm still sitting here masturbating  Spiderman

my ex got married And I'm just sitting here masturbating

my ex got married And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman
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